Anthony Clark Vines is... an educator, screenwriter, filmmaker, playwright, author, historian, and secret agent man (Okay, so he made that last one up). He is a well noted curmudgeon who loves his wife, Adrianna Kee, their four cats - Mr. Castle, Beckett, Ghost, and Callie Cat - and their dog, Happy. He also likes hot tea, peanut butter, and fried bologna sandwiches. In his spare time, he makes short films and is now dabbling in stop-motion animation. His father gave him his own myth, telling him he was born of vultures on a stump in a hollow. It had a profound affect leaving him with delusions of grandeur, so now he has evolved into the eclectic individual you now read over.